“Mac!
Pete! It’s a code, it’s got to be. We gotta
work it out, Penny could be in trouble.” Jack stared
round at his friends, the prospect of adventure lighting
his eyes.
Pete placed his mug carefully onto the table, wiping his
mouth.
“Let’s not get carried away here. Mac, is
there any chance Penny’s been, well... taking anything
she shouldn’t? That letter was pretty garbled and
the idea of secret messages is maybe a bit far-fetched,
don’t you think?” He felt Mac’s weight
lift off the couch next to him and tracked his friend’s
soft footsteps round the room. He heard Jack thumbing
through Penny’s other cards and the slap as Jack
hit the cards with his other hand.
“I dunno, Pete.” MacGyver stopped near the
window, looking out at the snowy street. “Penny’s
never been involved in drugs or anything like that, she
feels as strongly about them as I do and I’m sure
she’d never do that. You’re right that it’s
a weird message though, and I think Jack might actually
be right on this one.” Pete heard Jack’s triumphant
exclamation and Mac’s footsteps crossing the room
again. He heard the rustle of paper as Mac gathered the
cards and a notebook and felt the couch sag as both men
sat down.
“Let’s go through it again, line by line.”
Jack picked up Penny’s last card and cleared his
throat. “David is just as kind as Monsieur Street
ever was... Who’s that?”
Pete leaned back , thinking hard. Mac shook his head,
shoved his hands in his pockets and drifted away to look
out of the window again. The silence stretched. Jack looked
from one to the other in confusion.
“You don’t know either, huh? Hell, I didn’t
know Penny had even been to France!”
“Me neither...” Mac turned and leaned on the
windowsill. “France. French... Monsieur Street.”
He ran a hand through his hair. “Do either of you
speak any French? What’s the French word for street?”
Pete nodded, his brow wrinkling as he searched his memory.
“Uh... rue, I think. That mean anything to you?”
MacGyver nodded, massaging the bridge of his nose as if
he had a sudden headache.
“Yeah, Pete, it does. Remember Jacques LaRue?”
Jack watched Pete turn pale and nod. He looked back at
Mac in confusion.
“What? Who’s Jacques LaRue? That’s bad,
right?”
“It’s bad.” MacGyver shoved away from
the windowsill. “Jack, Jacques LaRue is Murdoc.”
He watched Jack’s expression change, and nodded.
“Yeah. That’s right. He disguised himself
as a theatre director, or producer or something, and Penny
starred in a musical he was making. He was setting a trap
for me, but then he kind of fell for her and it all got
a little... complicated. If this David is anything like
Murdoc, then Penny is in a lot of trouble.” Mac
shook his head and moved back behind the couch to read
over Jack’s shoulder. “Burak is familiar too,
but I just can’t...”
Pete sat upright, blinking hard.
“I know this one. He’s the guy you ended up
chasing after the first time you and Penny met.”
He turned to face Mac, “You remember? I’d
sent you to Bulgaria to get that microfilm. I thought
it would be a nice, easy run for you, since you’d
been hurt and all, but you met Penny in the airport and
ended up losing your passports and...”
“And we ended up escaping from her Bulgarian boyfriend
and his Secret Police friends, that’s right Pete!”
MacGyver ran a hand through his unruly hair. “Man,
the General was a piece of work. That job sure got complicated
fast. If David is anything like that...” MacGyver
shook his head.
Jack read the next sentences aloud, brow furrowed. “Isn’t
Parker House that old place Penny inherited? With the
ghosts and the moonshine and all?”
“Yeah, Jack, and also the body buried in the garden!”
MacGyver waved his hands around for emphasis.
“Boy, nothing’s ever straightforward with
that kid, is it?” Jack shook his head. “I
sure hope she meant ‘just like’ the moonshine
part and not ‘just like’ the buried corpses
part!” Jack licked his lips, thinking how much a
little moonshine might help the detective process along.
He caught MacGyver’s warning glance and subsided,
wondering anew where Mac had learned to read minds.
MacGyver craned his head round to read the next part.
“Growing my hair long. What could that be about?”
Jack shook his head, but Pete chuckled. Both men turned
to look at him.
“It’s easy to tell you’ve never read
anyone a bedtime story! The princess with the long hair
is Rapunzel. She was trapped in a tower by a wicked witch
and Prince Charming had to climb up her long hair to get
to her tower room so that he could free her.” Pete’s
face fell. “Gee, I hope that doesn’t mean
Penny is a prisoner...”
“Me too, Pete. But Penny’s pretty good at
getting away, so anyone wanting to keep her prisoner would
have their hands full.” Mac smiled, remembering
how many times Penny had charmed her way both into and
out of trouble over the years. “Every time she smiles,”
he murmured to himself.
Jack stroked his mustache and re-read the last part.
“Seems pretty clear that she wants us to come rescue
her, doesn’t it? Good hunting, coming for a surprise
visit... Sounds like a rescue mission to me!” He
stood, striking a dashing pose. “Fear not, fair
damsel, for the righteous forces of the City of Angels
are at this very minute mustering to come and...”
Pete listened, chuckling, but then frowned as a thought
struck him. Under the sound barrage of Jack’s tall
tale, he turned to MacGyver.
“Mac – Penny does know how I am now, doesn’t
she? She talks about me hitting what I aim at and... well...”
Pete blushed and hung his head, feeling Mac’s hand
squeeze his shoulder comfortingly.
“...facing overwhelming odds, outmanned and outgunned,
the three friends sallied forth, braving unknown terrors
to conquer the foul fiend who holds you captive and ram
this staff of justice right up his...!” Jack grabbed
a hockey stick, demonstrating the final destination of
the staff of justice.
“She knows, Pete.” MacGyver raised his voice
slightly over the tale of legendary heroics. “Maybe
that’s not about seeing the target – there’s
more than one way to aim at something. You do have a lot
of contacts from your DXS days, especially if we’re
talking about targeting a criminal here.” MacGyver
intercepted the staff of justice as it swept past.
“...and cast him from his evil Hawaiian lair as
we snatch you right from the jaws of death! Fear not,
fair maiden, for your knights in shining armour are...”
Jack made another grab for the hockey stick, but MacGyver
was too quick for him.
“Maybe she knows you can aim someone else at David,
someone who can take him down? That’d be something
you can do that neither Jack nor I could.”
Jack, hearing his name, stuttered to a halt mid-rescue
and sat down.
“But Mac, what kind of criminal are we talking about
here? We’ve got murder, KGB links, moonshine, kidnap
and we haven’t even worked it all out yet! I’m
guessing organised crime of some sort because she says
he’s ‘really well organised’, but dammit
Mac, that could be anything!” Jack ran his hands
through his hair, stroked his mustache and began to pace.
“We don’t even know where she is! I’ve
been to Hawaii plenty of times, but I’ve never heard
of this East Rock Island. Hawaii’s a big place,
Mac, that’s a lot of water to cover and we can’t
exactly pull in for gas and ask, you know what I mean?”
He snatched the card up again and stared at it. He turned
it over and studied the picture on the front, picking
at the heart sticker with his thumb nail. MacGyver watched
as Jack brooded, then froze and looked again at the aerial
photo on the card with wide eyes. He carefully peeled
back the sticker, revealing a tiny island hidden underneath.
When Jack spoke, his voice came out high and tight.
“Mac, you got a map of our 50th State lying around
here?”