Relics
By
MacsJeep
Episode
8.13: Part Four
Suddenly,
everyone began to look at the person beside them; wary
eyes uncertain of what to think. The submarine dived,
not into the ocean, but into the depths of silence brought
on by fear.
Now
MacGyver understood McKenna’s expression once he’d
boarded the U-boat.
Nikki
was the first to question what the captain was saying,
but then going on past adventurers, Mac expected no less
of her. “How can you be so sure?” She demanded,
placing down her cocoa in favor of grilling the officer.
“There’s
no way we should have missed the storm on radar,”
he countered. “At least, not unless it was tampered
with. Not to mention shipping forecasts, we should have
had radio warnings. And as I just said, the storm wasn’t
bad enough to sink a ship like her, and yet we took on
water so rapidly…”
“Maybe
the radar malfunctioned?” Nikki offered. “Could
the ship have had a design fault? Or even human error
somehow?”
McKenna
shook his head. “No…the Eternal Flame
was sunk on purpose.”
The
silence returned, only broken by questions from MacGyver.
“So this leaves us with more problems and no answers,
like who, and why?”
“Why
is a good question,” Pete pondered. “I mean,
surely they knew they were putting their own life at risk?”
He hugged the blankets Mac had given him just that bit
tighter.
“I
kind of have an idea about that.” MacGyver let his
gaze fall on everyone in the confined space of the U-boat.
Maybe putting them on the spot would make them squirm.
“If I’m right, well the person who did this
might value their “cause” more than their
own life, or anyone else’s.”
“And
what’s that supposed to mean?” McKenna raised
a brow, but Mortimer interrupted him.
“It
doesn’t matter – at least not yet.”
The pilot’s urgent gaze locked with Mac’s.
“We need to sort out those leaks; otherwise this
old tub and everyone on it, including your possible bad
guy will be taking a dive they really don’t want.”
MacGyver
nodded. “Where do we start?”
Mortimer
turned back into the compartment he’d come from,
obviously expecting Mac to obediently follow. “I’ll
take the one in the officers’ quarters,” he
suggested. “Can you get the one in the electric
motor room?”
“I’m
on it…”
“Mind
if I tag along?” Mac looked over his shoulder to
see Nikki in tow. She might be asking, but he knew she’d
already made her mind up to join them. She was stubborn
that way. It was one of the traits he liked about her,
although he’d never admit it.
“The
more the merrier.” He squeezed through a hatch and
held the metal doorway open for Nikki to follow. It didn’t
take long to reach the leak, but then it didn’t
take long to reach anywhere on a submarine the size of
the U-boat.
As
they entered the motor room, MacGyver instantly spotted
the problem. The leak was coming from an overhead pipe
that sat above the battery cells. The water ingress wasn’t
all that bad, but it was where it was dripping
that bothered him.
The
troubleshooter’s face turned down into a scowl as
he approached the trickling pipe and put his hand over
the burst seam.
“What’s
with the frown?” Nikki demanded, eyeing the water
as it seeped through Mac’s fingers. “That
leak is so small you could probably use some of your favorite
duct tape and a safety pin,” she teased.
Mac
shook his head. “Nope, this is salt water we’re
dealing with, and if any decent amount of it mixes with
the electrolytes in the batteries it could create chlorine
gas – it happened during the war quite a few times
after sub’s were damaged by depth charges and mines.”
It
was Nikki’s turn to scowl. “Chlorine?”
MacGyver
nodded as he assessed the best way to deal with the situation.
“Uh huh, the smoke when the two mix is pretty toxic,
if you inhale it for long enough it can destroy your respiratory
system and…”
“And
it’s definitely not something you want
floating around a very small U-boat,” Nikki concluded
for him with a gulp. “So how do we fix it?”
Mac
pointed to a valve at the other end of the pipe. “First
up, we try the obvious and try and close this section
off.” He moved to turn the wheel, but a clang from
the compartment door behind them made him spin around.
Engel,
the communications officer from the Eternal Flame
was standing in the doorway, staring at them, and he wasn’t
here for fun. In his left hand, he held a small, but very
effective automatic.
“I’ve
been thinking,” Engel sighed. “And I really
can’t let you go back and tell the others just what
your “idea” is about the saboteur.”
MacGyver
moved away from the pipe, trying to put himself in front
of Nikki. He raised his hands as he moved, offering up
surrender. “Engel is a German name, isn’t
it?” He questioned, even though he already knew
the answer.
Engel’s
face turned into a sneer. “And proud of it.”
He nodded. “And I’m also proud to be part
of Madam Brandenburg’s group.” He seemed to
note surprise on MacGyver’s face and grinned. “Just
because she was sent to jail, doesn’t mean our Aryan
movement can be stopped!”
Nikki
pushed back past Mac, one hand on her hip in defiance.
“Are you nuts?” She demanded, and then shook
her head as if it was already a given. “Okay forget
that, can somebody just tell me what the heck this is
all about?”
“Oh
I’d guess Brandenburg has her little soldiers looking
for more lost E.R.R. treasures, just like the ones they
had hidden down that silver mine.” Mac stole a glance
at Nikki. “These guys have the original files on
where the Nazis stashed their stolen goods. But a U-boat?
How can a U-boat in this condition survive all these years
without being found?”
Engel
shrugged, the sneer on his very smug face becoming even
wider. “The U-boat originally docked at a secret
re-fuelling port in an inlet not too far from our current
location – just like it had been ordered too, but
for some reason it never left. We found it by accident,
after following the paper trail.”
“So
how did it end up in the depths of the Baltic?”
Nikki didn’t appear bothered about the gun that
was pointing in her direction. Engel at least seemed to
appreciate her gall, and continued to explain.
“My
group found the U-boat at the inlet five months ago, complete
with the art. It was inaccessible from land to remove
the treasure, both due to the terrain, and the current
landowner’s security measures. Rather than be defeated,
we decided to move the whole submarine to a secret destination.
The project required some clandestine work to the submarine
via the inlet, but it was a matter of pride to get what
should have always belonged to us back in Aryan hands.”
Nikki
wasn’t impressed. “So how come it ended up
at the bottom of the sea?” Nikki snarked.
Engel
drew down a breath that suggested he was becoming annoyed.
“We were running on diesels on the surface, just
to traverse a short distance, but we were spotted by a
small dive boat and were forced to submerge before the
occupants realized they were looking at a Nazi submarine,
not a N.A.T.O. one.”
“And?”
Nikki was really pushing Engel. “You guys couldn’t
get it back up again?”
Engel’s
face reddened and his eyes widened just a touch. The weapon
in his hand began to tremble, ever-so-slightly. “We
had a problem. We had to use the escape hatch, and hoped
to return for the U-boat when things quieted down. By
then, though, the Phoenix Foundation was poking its nose
in and we had to take more drastic measures.”
“You
sank a whole ship and killed how many people, just to
get art?” MacGyver was incredulous. It seemed inconceivable,
and yet he knew it was true. Some people could, and would
kill for material things.
“Not
just art,” Engel growled angrily. “A piece
of Nazi history! And it will pay for more of my brethrens
ventures back in the states. There’s a ship already
on its way from my people to pick me and the treasures
up. It’s a pity we can’t take the U-boat as
well now, but it’s about to become another very
sad war grave…”
He
gestured with the automatic, forcing Mac and Nikki further
back into the compartment, and as they shuffled, MacGyver’s
mind hit overdrive. Like any situation, there had to be
a way out, it was simply finding it.
Engel
didn’t seem to notice his enemy’s eyes, roving
every inch of the motor room. Now that he had them backed
into a corner, he turned to the leaking pipe and began
to hammer on it with the butt of his weapon until the
small trickle became a much larger gush.
The
water splashed innocently down onto the batteries below
and began to slowly find its way into every open orifice,
true to its liquid form.
Engel
smiled appreciatively at his work and then spun the gun
around to keep it on his targets while he backed out of
the compartment and closed the hatch behind him. As the
metal lock spun into place, tiny tendrils of yellow-green
smoke started to ebb from the corner of one of the battery
cells.
It
had begun.
MacGyver
noted the wisps of chlorine and rushed back to the oozing
pipe work, but there was nothing in the motor room to
work with. He slapped both his hands over the hole, hoping
to slow the ingress and give him time to think.
Nikki
joined in, throwing her jacket over the nearest battery
in an attempt to slow the water’s progress and stifle
the leaking gases. “What do we do?” She asked
relatively calmly. “If we don’t stop this
it will kill everyone, not just us, and they won’t
even know its coming!”
MacGyver
looked at the hatch that was locked, and then at the one
the opposite end of the room. There was no one back there
to warn, but maybe there was something else he could use?
Taking
a risk, he let go of the pipe and dived into the next
compartment. It was the aft torpedo room. A place designed
for only one thing – killing, and yet, as the cogs
in Mac’s mind spun, he realized that for once, this
place might be able to save lives.
MacGyver
moved to the torpedo tubes and checked out the controls.
This was more Mortimer’s forte than his, but it
looked like this variant of U-boat was capable of reloading
at sea, and that was what he needed.
“Nikki!
I think I got something!”
Two
seconds later Nikki was at his side, her face scowling
but her eyes filled with hope.
Mac
knew she trusted him, and he only wished he had the confidence
she did right now, but he was messing with systems he
had no idea how to work, and his German was definitely
not up to reading the controls to help.
“What
have you got?”
MacGyver
glanced at the torpedo tubes. She was going to think he
was nuts. “Listen, the U-boat is stationary in the
water and on the surface, right? So technically, if I
can get outside, I can get back in via the con tower hatch
and warn everyone, and then we can get back here to sort
the leak.”
Nikki
shook her head. “Last time I looked there wasn’t
a door in the side of this overgrown cigar tube labeled
emergency exit?”
MacGyver
patted the nearest torpedo tube. It felt cold and frighteningly
alien. He carried on anyway. It’s either this
or be gassed…
“I’m
gonna climb inside a torpedo tube, and then you’re
gonna flood it and open the outer door so I can swim out.”
“Are
you crazy?” Nikki’s eyes widened
suggesting she thought this wasn’t one of his greatest
plans. “No way am I going to risk drowning you in
there. I don’t know how to work a model sail boat,
let alone a submarine that’s ancient and foreign!”
Behind
them, and through the compartment door, something popped
and an ominous hissing began to fill their ears. Nikki
licked her lips and dared to stick her head through the
hatch.
After
a few seconds, she returned, her face a mask of concentration.
“There’s more smoke,” she admitted.
“And it’s starting smell funny.”
Mac
raised a brow. “We don’t have long; let me
show you how I think this all works.”
“Think?”
Nikki grumbled. “How you think, it works?
You better more than think, bucko, because I don’t
want to be stuck in here to die on my own!” She
turned to the torpedo controls and began to examine them.
MacGyver
pointed out what he guessed were the right buttons and
levers and ran through the sequence she needed to press
them. Once Nikki was confident, he turned to the nearest
tube, sucked down a breath, and opened the rear hatch
as if he was going to load a fresh torpedo. Instead, he
put a hand on either edge and levered himself inside.
It
was cold, dark, and very claustrophobic.
Behind
him, metal clanged and groaned as Nikki sealed him in,
and he was plunged into complete darkness.
Mac
took long, calm breaths, waiting for Nikki to bang on
the door to signal she was going to flood the tube. In
his mind, he couldn’t resist the idea that the outer
door would be stuck with age, or sea urchins, or maybe
it had been damaged when the Eternal Flame’s
remains had pounded its hull?
His
heart began to race, and it took all of his willpower
to calm it again.
And
then the water was gushing in around him. Had Nikki signaled?
He hadn’t even heard it.
Taking
one last breath, MacGyver waited, hoping to feel the outer
door open and release him from this very confined and
watery tomb.
Seconds
ticked by, and then the light somehow changed from total
blackness, to a miry gloom. MacGyver kicked away from
the tube wall and prayed his hands wouldn’t hit
metal.
They
didn’t, and within seconds he felt his body yanked
into the icy Baltic that still swayed and frothed from
the earlier storm.
His
eyes and body adjusted to the light and temperature change,
and he quickly swam towards the brightness above, breaking
through the surface with just a few kicks.
The
U-boat was behind him, and he turned in the water, desperately
pushing towards its deck as the merciless sea tried to
carry him away. There was little time, and like Pete,
he could easily succumb to the conditions if he didn’t
get out of the frigid waves quickly.
Mac
reached out a hand and grabbed for the mooring rope he’d
used earlier, but his stiff fingers lost their purchase
and he fell back into the water. Somehow, this wasn’t
quite how he’d imagined it when he’d described
the plan to Nikki.
Nikki…stuck
in the confines of the gas chamber Engel had created…
The
thought spurred him on, and he snatched for the rope again,
this time gaining a tenuous grip on the line. He took
a moment to regain his waning strength, and then pulled,
hauling his body onto the submarine’s sparse decking.
It
was cold, but not coma-inducing cold, like in the water.
Mac
rolled onto his back and panted until he felt almost human
again, then struggled to his feet on the slick hull. His
feet slid, but he managed to reach the con tower ladder
without falling back into the Baltic.
He
reached out to the first rung, and then stopped as his
eyes met with something else in the hazy distance.
There
was a ship heading their way – probably the one
Engel had spoken of – and that meant they had very
little time to prepare before even more bad guys arrived.
Assuming, of course, that they could stop the chlorine
gas, and that Engel hadn’t already killed everyone.
MacGyver’s
heart began to race again as his feet slipped and slid
their way up the ladder to the con tower. He paused at
the sealed entrance and took a moment to regain his composure.
Engel could be below, and opening the hatch would alert
him that the cavalry was on its way.
Still,
Mac had to act now if they had any chance at all. Tentatively,
he dropped down and slowly and quietly began to spin the
wheel that opened the hatch. It creaked and groaned with
age, despite his efforts, and he winced as he dared to
lift the metal portal up slightly.
Below,
he could hear raised voices as two, maybe more people
argued. At one point, he could discern the Engel’s
distinct tones, and he sounded close.
MacGyver
dared to raise the hatch a little more, but before he
could peer inside, the sound of bullets, ricocheting off
the inner hull almost made him draw back.
Instead,
he yanked open the hatch all the way, no longer caring
how much the metal cried out.
At
the bottom of the ladder, directly beneath him, Engel
was still shouting and letting off random shots at the
rest of the crew. Mac couldn’t allow that to continue.
With no regard for his own safety, he dived into the opening,
disregarding the ladder in favor of freefalling onto his
target.
Engel
screamed in fury as MacGyver’s weight hit him square
on the shoulders and knocked him to the deck plates. He
tried to roll free, but Mac was ready for him, punching
the Nazi square on the jaw with his best right hook.
Engel
blinked, then fell back stunned as MacGyver shook his
aching hand, as much out of habit as pain.
“I
don’t know where you came from, but…thanks.”
McKenna appeared and grabbed Engel’s gun where it
had slid under the periscope. Behind him, crewmen were
rushing to help a fallen comrade, who was clutching at
his side where he’d taken a bullet.
“Motor
room,” MacGyver muttered without really thinking
about his answer. He’d come from there, and he had
to get back there real fast if he was to save Nikki and
stop the U-boat filling with gas.
McKenna
looked at the con hatch with a scowl, as if to question
how Mac could have arrived from the motor room via the
tower, but MacGyver didn’t even notice – he
was already racing through the galley and diesel engine
room back to the motor room.
Arriving
at the closed door, he quickly removed the rod Engel had
wedged through the rotating handle and spun it open.
The
putrid stench of chlorine hit him hard, evoking a coughing
bout, and he quickly pulled his wet t-shirt over his nose
and mouth before going inside.
The
compartment wasn’t quite as smoke-filled as he’d
expected, at least, not yet.
Nikki,
where’s Nikki?
Mac
spun around on his heels, but she was nowhere to be seen.
Then he remembered he’d left her in the torpedo
room and guessed she’d had the sense to remain there,
as far away from the leak as possible.
His
eyes began to sting, and he resisted the urge to rub at
them as he made a beeline for the aft compartment.
“MacGyver!
Your dumb plan actually worked!” Nikki had covered
her face with a piece of old rag that was disintegrating
with age, and she coughed apologetically as Mac approached.
He
put an arm around her, taking some of her weight and quickly
urging her to the now open motor room hatch. Nikki nodded
she understood and let her savior take the lead.
Once
they were both clear, Mac pulled off his impromptu mask
and slammed the door temporarily closed behind them. He
sucked down grateful breaths of stale, but so far un-poisoned
air, and then looked hard at Nikki. It was going to be
difficult to get her to leave, but he needed the others
to know what was going on, while he tried to stop the
leak.
“Listen,
I need you to go back and tell McKenna and Pete what’s
going on back here, and I also need you to warn them that
Engel’s rescue ship is on its way, and its close.”
Nikki
leaned forwards, hands on her knees and coughed for over
a minute before answering with a deep frown and an even
deeper, deadly serious voice. “No way am I leaving
you. You need help to stop that mess in there!”
Mac
let his deep brown eyes bore into her until she stopped
her rant. “Do you know exactly how to stop the leak?
No? But I know from experience you do know how to open
your mouth. Now will you just go tell Pete?”
Nikki’s
jaw dropped, but she seemed to know better than to try
and fight back. She shook her head in disdain. “You
just be careful, you hear me?”
“Yes,
ma’am…” MacGyver winked, and Nikki scowled
again before scurrying into the next compartment and into
semi-darkness.
Once
she’d gone, MacGyver turned back and looked at the
motor room door. He rubbed at his chin, ran a hand through
his soaked hair, and then headed straight for the galley.
*
* * *
It
was funny how you could save a bad situation with just
a few ordinary, humdrum items, and the fact never ceased
to amaze MacGyver. Of course, you had to know just how
to use those items, and that was where Mac always excelled.
Right now, he was rummaging through cupboards and drawers,
his hands moving like the wind. He was so engrossed in
the task at hand, he never even heard Mortimer clamber
into the galley behind him.
“What
the heck are you doing? The leak is back in the motor
room and you’re searching for cutlery?” Mortimer’s
wide eyes watched as Mac continued his urgent sifting.
“Actually,
I’m looking for baking soda. Wanna gimme a hand
here?” Mac didn’t look up.
Mortimer
opened his mouth to respond, but MacGyver suddenly grabbed
at a small tub from the back of a shelf and sighed with
relief. “Gotcha!”
Without
explaining what he was up to, Mac took a bowl and mixed
the soda with some water. Satisfied he had the right strength
mixture; he turned and picked up a towel that had seen
better days. He slid a hand to his pocket, pulled out
his knife, and cut the towel into two pieces, then soaked
it in the solution he’d concocted.
“Please
tell me you’ve not gone mad and are going to try
and stop the leak with that?” Mortimer face was
a picture of both curiosity and horror as he spoke.
“I’ve
not gone mad,” MacGyver confirmed, prodding his
creation to make sure the towel was sopping wet. “And
I’m not going to try and stop a leak with this.
What I am gonna do is hopefully stay alive with
this. Bicarbonate of soda has properties that can help
neutralize chlorine, so I guess you could say I just made
us two gas masks.” He pulled out one rag and handed
it to Mortimer, then wrapped the other around his nose
and mouth. “What say we go fix that pipe?”
Mortimer
looked at the rag, scowled, and then followed Mac’s
lead, wrapping it around his face. By that time, MacGyver
had already dived into the next compartment and back towards
the leak.
As
they grew closer, Mortimer paused in the engine room,
patting Mac on the shoulder. “Maybe we can find
a pipe clamp in here?” He began rummaging through
oil and grease covered tools from a bygone era.
Mac
considered helping until he spotted a spiraling tendril
of smoke ebbing from the bottom of the motor room door.
Originally, the hatches would have been made airtight,
but after all this time, something in the old submarine
had given, and that meant everyone would soon be susceptible
to the gas.
“There’s
no time, the gas is coming through the compartment door.”
MacGyver bit into his bottom lip, and then clambered back
the way he had come, leaving the pilot to continue his
search.
In
his mind, Mac already knew what he needed, and he also
knew where to find it. Earlier, he’d worn a life
jacket, and that jacket was now going to become U-boat
first aid.
Finding
the vest in the crew quarters, he scooped it up, and then
moved on to the galley. He recalled the Pamela Anderson
mug and smiled, but that wasn’t quite what he needed.
He selected an uncrushed Coke can, and once again moved
on further forward until he reached Commander Witt’s
cabin.
Mac
hoped the officer still had clothes here, and pulled open
the tiny wardrobe in anticipation. There was a waterproof
all-weather coat sitting on a wire coat hanger. Perfect!
MacGyver
took off the coat, discarded it, and took the hanger –
the final ingredient in his recipe for leaky pipes.
Now,
he just needed a couple of tools he was sure he’d
just seen Mortimer with back in the engine room. He headed
back there at full speed, hoping the gas hadn’t
gotten any thicker in his absence.
It
had.
The
engine room was now full of the deadly gas, and even though
he was wearing Mac’s mask, Mortimer was still coughing.
His eyes lit up as he saw the troubleshooter emerge through
the mist, then his gaze dropped to the items in MacGyver’s
hands.
“Okay,
tell me you’re not gonna fix the leak with those
either?”
Mac
grinned, although Mortimer couldn’t see it beneath
the rag over his mouth. “Oh but I am!” He
set the can, hanger and vest down and wafted at the mist
until he could make out the tools laid out on the bench.
Selecting a pair of cutters and a screw driver, he nodded
to Mortimer. “Open up the hatch, it’s now
or never.”
Mortimer
did as he was asked, waiting the other side for Mac to
follow. “Just how is any of that going to stop the
water?” He asked as MacGyver moved to the pipe with
his homemade fix.
Mac
took the life jacket and began to cut into it with his
knife. “Easiest way to describe it, is that I’m
kinda making a wound dressing for the pipe. These vests
either have a rubber inflation tube or two rubber bladders.
I want the rubber for my “gauze” pad.”
He pulled out a central tube as if to prove his point.
He
set the tube down, picked up the cutters and began to
slice down the center of the Coke can, completely removing
both the top and bottom sections to leave a metal tube
with a slit down the side. “This is gonna be the
bandage over my gauze,” he explained, then picked
up the coat hanger and started to unwind it, cutting two
lengths. “And finally, the hanger sections will
be my adhesive strip…”
“You’re
nuts!” Mortimer hacked out, shaking his head.
MacGyver
placed the thick rubber tube over the hole in the pipe.
It was just the right size. Then he opened up the Coke
can “tube” and wrapped it carefully over the
rubber, closing it back together as tightly as he could
with his hands.
The
water ingress slowed slightly, but didn’t stop.
Things weren’t quite taut enough yet. Taking the
first piece of wire, he wrapped it around the left edge
of the can then twisted the ends finger tight, making
sure to leave reasonably long ends. He did the same with
the right side of the can.
Once
both sides were secure, he wrapped the wire ends around
the screwdriver and quickly spun it clockwise to twist
them further, shortening the length with each turn to
tighten the hanger strips over the can and wad far more
securely than could ever be achieved by hand.
The
steady flow of water at last began to abate until it was
nothing but a tiny drip.
Mortimer
still held a hand over the cloth on his face, but managed
to mumble out a sentence. “The can stops the wire
cutting into the rubber, and keeps it tightly in place!
I’d never have thought of that!” He seemed
genuinely amazed.
Mac
didn’t have time for praise, however. He grabbed
the pilot’s arm and tugged him back towards the
motor room hatch. Once they were outside, he slammed it
closed, spun the wheel into the locked position, and then
used his wet “mask” to pack in at the bottom
where he’d seen the gas leaking through earlier.
Mortimer
copied the motion. “Now what?” he asked as
he pressed hard on the cloth, pushing it into the door
seal.
“Get
every hatch topside you can open, so if any gas that’s
left gets out, it will dissipate. I guess it wouldn’t
hurt to get the oxygen scrubbers going too, even though
we’re surfaced.” MacGyver stood up, exhaled,
and then remembered the ship he’d seen earlier.
It would be much closer now. “I’m going to
see if Engel’s buddies are any nearer.”
*
* * *
The
atmosphere in the con was subdued as MacGyver entered,
most of the spare crew had gone to try and either help
Mortimer or man what controls they understood, but Pete,
Nikki and McKenna had remained.
McKenna
looked up as Mac breezed in, and his shoulders sagged
as if he’d suddenly relaxed just a touch.
Does
he have that much confidence in me? MacGyver wondered.
“MacGyver,
did you stop the leak?” Pete was looking over at
him, even though his eyes couldn’t see.
“We
got it covered – literally, with a Coke can,”
Mac teased. “What about the ship I saw earlier?”
He asked, his tone becoming more serious.
McKenna
rubbed at the back of his skull. “It will be on
top of us in half an hour, max. No way can we dive, this
thing just wouldn’t take it, and even if we could,
last time Engel’s bunch tried it, they couldn’t
resurface for some reason. I don’t even now how
you guys pulled it off…”
“What
about a good old fashioned run for it?” Nikki suggested.
“Just because we can’t go down, can’t
we just sail across, or whatever it is a U-boat does when
it’s not submerged?”
“It
might help,” McKenna agreed. “If we could
run fast enough, and if we had a radio to call for help,
but I don’t think the diesels aboard this tub are
a match for the ship out there, and the radio is bust!”
Pete
apparently wasn’t so defeatist. “What say
we try anyway, Captain? Maybe Mac can fix the radio. He
can just about fix anything!”
McKenna
looked dubiously at his superior, but nodded. “I’ll
tell the men to get everything they can out of those engines,
and we’ll head for the coast…”
Mac
glanced at Nikki and smiled wanly. “I don’t
suppose you know where the radio room is?”
“As
it happens I do. It was the first thing I tried when we
got aboard this overgrown boy’s toy.” She
jerked a thumb back into the next compartment and MacGyver
followed her into a tiny side room with Pete in tow.
The
room was barely large enough for them all, and held just
a small seat and an ancient and very large radio set with
headphones the size of a house.
Mac
perched Pete on the seat and then tried the radio’s’
on and off selector. It was quite dead. No power then.
Taking
out his knife, he let his fingers slide down the unit’s
metal casing until they reached four screws. He undid
each in turn and gently lifted off the housing to reveal
a maze of wires and strange, old-style vacuum tubes. He’d
played with radios like this as a kid, even made them
up from scratch, but those kind only received, and right
now he needed to transmit.
MacGyver
took a moment to survey the components, trying to recall
what each one did. Then, in turn he checked each one until
he found what he was looking for. Several of the contacts
had become corroded with age, meaning current could no
longer flow correctly via them.
Mac
took the sharpest blade on his knife and began to scrape
away the green oxidization on each until shiny metal was
once again visible. Eventually, he tried the switch marked
“Schalten Sie” again, and the radio crackled
into life.
At
first, it simply hissed and popped, but then MacGyver
carefully and delicately changed the transmit frequency
to something they had a chance of reaching a modern vessel
on.
He
handed the headset to Pete. “Okay, you two work
your magic while I go help McKenna.”
Pete
smiled and wafted a hand as if to say he had everything
in control, and Mac truly believed he had. Pete was the
best at diplomacy and communication, and if all else failed
he had Nikki as back up with her rabid tenacity.
And
given their crazy story, and current mode of transport,
well, they needed all those skills and more not to get
taken as time wasters.
Mac
left his two friends behind knowing if anyone could pull
it off, they could, and headed back to the con tower.
McKenna was waiting, barking orders to the few crew he
had.
When
he spotted MacGyver, he walked brusquely over and shook
his head. “The ship’s still gaining on us,
and they have a deck mounted machine gun pointed our way.
Think they’d actually use it, given what we’re
carrying?”
“They
want the U-boat and art, not us. If they manage to board
the submarine, I’m guessing we’ll all be surplus
to requirements.” Mac glanced around and noted Mortimer
showing a crewman how to work the controls in front of
him.
Mortimer
met his gaze, and offered up a suggestion of his own,
although it was one MacGyver would never approve of. “The
U-boat has a deck gun of its own. We could try and clean
it up…”
Mac
sighed. Why did everything always resort back to violence?
“That’s not the way to deal with this,”
he answered. “And besides, after all these years
no way is that gun safe. You’re more likely to shoot
yourself than the bad guys.”
Mortimer
wasn’t giving in so easily. “What about torpedoes?
I just happen to know we can fire one from the aft tube
of this puppy while it’s surfaced.”
“Does
it have to come down to bloodshed?” Mac winced.
“We can’t just sink that ship to save our
own necks. Kill or be killed doesn’t work for me.”
“So
we just die?” Mortimer’s tone said he was
more than frustrated.
MacGyver
didn’t hear the suggestion. He was already working
on an alternative plan in his mind. He chewed on his bottom
lip. “Maybe we could fire a few warning shots at
Engel’s buddies until Pete can get help.”
“If
Pete gets help,” Mortimer pointed out, wagging his
forefinger. “And trust me, you can’t just
fire a warning shot with a torpedo, those suckers don’t
work that way. And you can’t just do close
enough to scare and not hurt with fifty-year-old tech,
either.”
“I
think we can,” Mac argued. “Torpedoes don’t
arm until they’ve traveled at least fifty meters,
right?”
“What’s
your point?”
“If
we fire at Engel’s people with less than fifty meters
between us, we can aim directly at them and the torpedo
will simply break up on impact because it won’t
have armed.” MacGyver was confident he could save
lives – even the bad guys. “Maybe they won’t
realize we did it on purpose and will back off.”
Mortimer’s
brow creased as he appeared to thing about it. Eventually,
he slowly nodded. “It just might work! I can do
the targeting from the con tower; can you deal with the
torpedo room?”
Mac
smiled. “I’ve already been there, kinda done
that today, but from the torpedo’s’ point
of view.”
Mortimer
frowned, obviously not realizing just how MacGyver had
escaped the motor room earlier. Mac didn’t stick
around to explain, dodging back through compartments until
he came to the area that had been filled with gas. The
question now, was had it cleared enough to let him in
the aft torpedo room?
Mac
pulled away the rags they’d placed and spun the
lock open. Tugging hard on the steel door he put his arm
over his nose and mouth just in case.
The
air beyond still wasn’t exactly pleasant, but most
of the smoke had gone and he guessed, or rather hoped
so had any danger.
Jogging
inside, Mac stole a glance at the batteries. There was
no more chlorine ebbing from them. He sighed with relief
and carried on into the torpedo room.
The
age-old projectiles were sleeping, as they had for many
years on large metal racks. There was a hoist and straps
to make it easy to load them into the tubes, and with
a little maneuvering MacGyver was able to get one of the
torpedoes into place relatively quickly.
He
closed the small metal door behind it and remembered the
sensation of claustrophobia he’d felt earlier when
Nikki had shut him into the very same tube. He pushed
off the feeling just as the sub’s intercom crackled
behind him.
“This
is Mortimer, McKenna has us in position, is everything
ready your end Mac?” The line popped and cracked
like an old record.
Mac
pushed on the “send” button, or at least that
was what he hoped it said. “Torpedo in position,
tube flooded and ready to fire…I hope.”
There
was a pause, as if McKenna and Mortimer were recalculating
and repositioning, then Mortimer was back, his voice sounding
suddenly more urgent.
“Fire
now, Mac!”
MacGyver
closed his eyes and slapped his hand hard on the controls.
Would the torpedo even fire? Could he be sure it wouldn’t
explode on impact after all this time?
Guilt
and uncertainty washed over him, but given the options,
this really was their last chance. He waited, heart pounding
in his chest for another call from the con tower.
“Mac,
it worked! They’re backing off!”
Mac
considered waiting to see if another torpedo might be
needed, but shook off the thought and raced back to the
radio room where he’d left Pete and Nikki. What
they needed now was contact with the outside world, but
would his friends have actually pulled it off?
*
* * *
MacGyver
wasn’t sure he’d ever seen Pete Thornton with
such a smug face before. His portly friend was sitting
in the radio room with rather red cheeks and a smile from
ear to ear. Nikki Carpenter’s expression wasn’t
any less complacent.
“I’m
guessing you guys made my radio fix worth while?”
Mac asked, popping his head into the confined room.
“HMS
Argyll is already so close Engel’s people are
trying to make a run for it,” Pete explained. “It
took a little while to convince the captain of a British
frigate that I wasn’t going nuts, but once he contacted
Phoenix…”
“Just
wait until he pulls alongside this tub,” Nikki added.
“Can you imagine the moment a British warship and
a WW2 German U-boat sit side by side? And we get to see
it first hand!”
Pete
became more serious, cocking his head in the direction
Mac was standing. “The Brits have alerted other
N.A.T.O. ships in the area about what’s been happening.
I don’t think it will be too long before Madame
Brandenburg’s’ people are caught and arrested.”
“What about us?” Mac asked.
“They’re
going to tow us to the nearest port and disown us,”
Nikki joked. “Maybe they heard you were onboard?”
Mac
puffed out a breath. He was just glad it was all over.
“Yeah well, so much for a fun, safe assignment.
Maybe I’ll go up to the cabin, slide under a blanket
and never come out again. I think it’s the only
safe place for me!” There was amusement in his eyes
as he spoke.
Nikki
laughed. “Mac, with your reputation for finding
trouble, I doubt even that would work!”
*
* * *
Four
Weeks Later
Inlet off the Baltic Sea
MacGyver
steered the small motor boat carefully through the waves
as he headed towards the shore. He was alone, and thinking
hard about the U-boat’s story.
After
being towed back by the British frigate, he really should
have just returned to L.A. but something about U3524 had
intrigued him, and once he was on a roll, Mac rarely gave
in without a solution to a problem, or in this case, the
truth behind something fast becoming a legend.
The
submarine was simply too well preserved to have sat in
some Nazi refueling port for forty-five years without
anyone knowing about it. And why had it never been discovered?
Where was the crew? So many questions and Mac needed answers
to them all.
After
doing some digging with Dr. Sand, he’d managed to
find the location of the secret port where Engel had found
the sub, but the land it was on was privately owned by
an elderly gent. In fact, the man had owned the land since
the war had ended, and still lived there in a cabin in
the nearby woods.
Maybe
this man was the only person left alive who really knew
what had happened so many years ago?
MacGyver
slowed the boat and eventually cut the engine, letting
it slide into the port on its own momentum. It hit the
old wooden decking and bounced backwards, but Mac was
ready for it and jumped out onto the landing stage, securing
his ride with a rope for and aft.
He
took a breath and looked around, suddenly amazed by how
well preserved the place was. It was like he’d borrowed
a time machine and stepped back into another era.
There
were high rock formations all around, and the outcroppings
provided good cover for the hidden port. To help with
the illusion of barrenness, submarines that docked here
had obviously been covered over to conceal them, and the
huge colored web for U3524 still lay discarded on the
ground where Engel’s group had removed it.
There
was old fuel drums lined up like troops, rusting and corroded,
along with rotting crates and lots more camouflage netting.
Here and there, he could still see the swastika emblem,
faded and worn away with age and sunlight.
If
U3524 belonged anywhere, it was here.
Sitting
across from the port on one of the crates was an old gray-haired
man with a fishing rod perched in his gnarled hands. He
seemed oblivious to having a visitor and simply stared
out at the water with deep blue, very weary eyes.
MacGyver
guessed he was looking at Kurt Werner, the landowner –
the man he had come to meet. Taking slow, deliberate steps
he approached the old-timer and then pulled off his woolen
hat as an act of courtesy.
“S’cuse
me, sir, I’m looking for a Mr. Werner?”
The
old man smiled as if he knew that already. “Then
I would suppose you’ve found him,” he offered
with a very sharp German accent.
Mac
abruptly felt sheepish, and he gripped the hat in both
hands just a little more tightly. “Sir, I think
you know why I’m here…U3524..?”
Werner
set down his rod and sat forwards, clasping his hands
together as if he were gathering some inner strength before
speaking again. Eventually, he sighed, and began to talk.
“My brother and I were crewmen on the U-boat, and
at the end of the war we were given orders to take the
art we were carrying to Argentina.”
“But
that didn’t happen?”
Werner
shook his head, his eyes becoming bleary with obvious
pain. “No, many of the crew, including myself didn’t
believe in what the E.R.R. was doing, so when we docked
here for fuel, we all refused to carry on. The war was
over – we just wanted to go home to our families.
That was never going to happen for my brother, Erik. There
was a fight with one of the officer’s and he was
shot and killed…”
MacGyver
looked down at the frozen earth beneath his boots. He
was getting the real truth now, but at the expense of
Werner’s feelings, and that wasn’t what he’d
intended. “I’m sorry,” he began, but
Werner cut him off.
“Don’t
be. I’ve never forgotten about Erik, or his senseless
death. You see, a few weeks after the war ended I came
back here, and imagine my surprise when I discovered the
U-boat intact – no one had found her. My family
was wealthy in their own right, not from pillaging others,
and I was able to buy this land and move here. I kept
everything, even the U-boat just as it was. Call it a
lasting monument to my brother.” Werner looked over
to where the submarine had been docked.
“And
you weren’t tempted to sell the art, or return it?”
Mac asked mindful of the old man’s feelings.
“NO!”
The answer from Werner was sharp and gritty. “The
submarine should have been left alone. She was a war grave,
after all…” He paused, swallowed as if gathering
himself and then continued. “One day recently I
came here and she was gone. All those years of preserving
her for nothing.”
“You
didn’t just leave the U-boat to rust, though, did
you? She lasted because you tried to work on her, to keep
her just as she was originally?” MacGyver finally
realized why the submarine had been able to run and function
after so many years. Werner had been her caretaker –
she had been his weird obsession for almost half a century.
Werner
nodded solemnly. “You would tend a grave wouldn’t
you? Take flowers and such? This was my mausoleum for
Erik, and I don’t understand who would take this
away from me? Was it about the art?”
“Kind
of,” MacGyver admitted, taking a crate to sit next
to Werner while they talked. “You see the E.R.R.
still has followers, and they discovered your U-boat.
They came here at night and did some modifications to
make her sea-worthy again so they could get her cargo.
At least they thought they had, but she went down in the
Baltic a few miles from here and they had to abandon her.
A diver discovered her by accident, and the foundation
I work for stepped in…”
“She’s
lost?” Werner was almost brought to tears by the
news, and he looked away, scrunching his eyes closed to
apparently hold back his feelings. “I knew some
day when I was gone this might happen, but still…”
Mac
put a hand on the old man’s shoulder reassuringly.
“Kurt, she’s not lost. You looked after her
so well we managed to surface her. In fact, I guess you
could say she even saved a few lives, including mine.”
“Where
is she now?” Werner’s eyes had become bright
again.
“The
German authorities have her. The bad guys have been arrested,
and the art is being returned to its original owners,
or their living relatives.” MacGyver smiled. He
was a sucker for a happy ending.
Werner
nodded, as if he approved. “I should have returned
the art myself, instead of keeping the U-boat as a shrine,
then none of this could have happened. What will happen
to her now? I suppose she will be towed to some salvage
yard to be broken up?”
“No
way!” Mac enjoyed giving more good news. “Peter
Thornton, a very good friend of mine at the Phoenix Foundation
has arranged for your U-boat to be put on display at a
German transport museum – she’s gonna be fully
restored. That’s one of the reasons why I came to
find you.”
“It
is?” Werner was genuinely excited now.
“Yep,
those folks at the museum would really love it if you
could go over and see the boat being worked on, maybe
give them some insight on her from your unique point of
view.” Mac’s smile was creeping into a full-on
grin as he spoke. It was good to give out a little joy,
given how bleak the world could be sometimes.
Kurt
rubbed at his chin, as if an idea was forming. “Do
you think perhaps that the museum would allow a dedication
plaque in my brother’s name?”
“Heck,
I don’t see why not. In fact, I bet Pete could even
arrange it for you.”
“How
can I repay you?” Werner was close to tears again,
but this time out of happiness. “I would ask you
to join me for dinner, but…” He looked down
at the fishing rod and empty net and couldn’t resist
a small chortle. “I always was better at being under
the sea like a fish, than actually catching one!”
MacGyver
slid a hand under his thick padded jacket and pulled out
a stick of chewing gum. The move drew a confused look
from Werner, but Mac continued to unwrap it with a smile,
being careful with the foil sleeve. “Oh, I think
I just might be able to help you in that department…”
The
End
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